{"id":4739,"date":"2026-05-11T14:12:46","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T14:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/?p=4739"},"modified":"2026-05-11T14:12:46","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T14:12:46","slug":"crack-macaroni-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/11\/crack-macaroni-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Crack Macaroni Salad"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Crack Macaroni Salad \u2014 More Addictive Than Crack Chicken<\/h1>\n<p>This ultra-creamy macaroni salad is loaded with ranch flavor, crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, and rich cream cheese for the ultimate comfort-food side dish. Inspired by the famous \u201ccrack chicken\u201d flavor combo, this cold pasta salad is smoky, cheesy, tangy, and impossible to stop eating.<\/p>\n<p>Prep time: 20 minutes<br \/>\nCook time: 10 minutes<br \/>\nTotal time: 30 minutes<br \/>\nYield: 10 servings<\/p>\n<h2>Ingredients:<\/h2>\n<p>* 1 pound elbow macaroni<br \/>\n* 8 ounces cream cheese, softened<br \/>\n* 1 cup mayonnaise<br \/>\n* 1\/2 cup sour cream<br \/>\n* 1 packet ranch seasoning mix<br \/>\n* 1 1\/2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded<br \/>\n* 1 cup crispy bacon, chopped<br \/>\n* 1\/2 cup green onions, sliced<br \/>\n* 1\/2 cup celery, finely diced<br \/>\n* 1\/4 cup sweet pickle relish<br \/>\n* 1 teaspoon garlic powder<br \/>\n* 1\/2 teaspoon black pepper<br \/>\n* 1 teaspoon salt<br \/>\n* 2 tablespoons milk<br \/>\n* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley<\/p>\n<h2>Instructions:<\/h2>\n<p>1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil and cook the elbow macaroni until tender. Drain and rinse under cold water.<br \/>\n2. In a large mixing bowl, beat together the cream cheese, mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch seasoning, milk, garlic powder, salt, and black pepper until smooth and creamy.<br \/>\n3. Add the cooled macaroni, cheddar cheese, bacon, green onions, celery, relish, and parsley to the bowl.<br \/>\n4. Fold everything together gently until fully coated in the rich ranch dressing.<br \/>\n5. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving so the flavors can blend together.<br \/>\n6. Top with extra bacon, cheddar cheese, and green onions right before serving for maximum flavor and crunch.<\/p>\n<p>Pro Tip:<br \/>\nLet the cream cheese soften fully before mixing\u2014it creates a silky-smooth dressing that clings perfectly to every bite of macaroni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crack Macaroni Salad \u2014 More Addictive Than Crack Chicken This ultra-creamy macaroni salad is loaded with ranch flavor, crispy bacon,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4740,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recipe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4741,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4739\/revisions\/4741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/recipes.ukbiddingdirectory.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}